..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
