Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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