Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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