This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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