i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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