I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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