i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
