It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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