1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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