I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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