Who did Billy Mays play for?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You are the jesus of drinking
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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