Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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