why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize