I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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