My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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