drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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