youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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