I'm going to jail i love you
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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