I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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