So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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