you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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