YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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