if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.