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(606): View more from Kentucky

I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed

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(419): View more from Ohio

Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?

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(970): View more from Colorado

just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Sad Megan is Sad

(1-864): View more from South Carolina

Have you been drinking my beer?

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(585): View more from New York

yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.

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