didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.