remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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