I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
BRING THE BAGELS
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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