you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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