Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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