i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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