soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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