um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I look better un-naked...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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