she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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