Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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