We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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