Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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