Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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