he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I have peed in a lot of sinks
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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