just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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