Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Sober January is a disaster.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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