WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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