Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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