I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me