What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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