Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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