I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
