does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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