I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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