This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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