Fuck appropriateness.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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