I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
