Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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