waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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