Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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