I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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